non.pa.reil |ˌnänpəˈrel|
adjective
having no match or equal; unrivaled

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Rat tail…for the win.
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Rat tail…for the win.

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I love the art.
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I love the art.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea… er. wait. wtf?

who lives in a pineapple under the sea… er. wait. wtf?

honesty really is the best policy.



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honesty really is the best policy.

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what about rice balls? hey… they’re on the menu.
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what about rice balls? hey… they’re on the menu.

(via juliasegal)

sofuckingmetal:
A truckload of animal parts spilling on the highway is so fucking metal.

sofuckingmetal:

A truckload of animal parts spilling on the highway is so fucking metal.
clown killers!
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this is amazing.

I miss Tourette’s Guy. Ludachrist doing it proper!

(via sdmullen)

meth does not kick THAT much ass.

meth does not kick THAT much ass.

Early bird lymphocyte special £6.99
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Early bird lymphocyte special £6.99

(via simonswatman)

26” Mac-Attack.

26” Mac-Attack.

Stud Undies are so versatile! Impress her with your massive package or the length of your schlong.

Stud Undies are so versatile! Impress her with your massive package or the length of your schlong.

Devouring your own son is so fucking metal.
(via sofuckingmetal)

You called me black. How dare you, I stayed with you when you had the chicken pox. YOU BITCH.