non.pa.reil |ˌnänpəˈrel| adjective having no match or equal; unrivaled there’s tons of this shit on the internet. we’re collecting it here.Tumblr (3.0; @nonpareils)http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6cn0G25s1qz5q5oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote></blockquote> <p>Rat tail…for the win.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/245330655/mudwerks-rad-dudes-rat-tail-for-the-win">juliasegal</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/245981430http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/245981430Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:11:36 +0000<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kowiq6UJXm1qzwr8io1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love the art.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://simonswatman.tumblr.com/post/170760137/i-love-the-art">simonswatman</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/171208625http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/171208625Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:30:07 +0100<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kooofcw6Oi1qzs4ico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>who lives in a pineapple under the sea… er. wait. wtf?</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/167415767http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/167415767Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:28:23 +0100<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCng3sjrjZPxTYpt6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>honesty really is the best policy.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>(via<a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/166246452/greyasparagus-honesty-really-is-the-best"> juliasegal</a>, via<a href="http://greyasparagus.tumblr.com/post/133302525/honesty-really-is-the-best-policy-juliasegal"> greyasparagus</a>)</p> <p><a href="http://greyasparagus.tumblr.com/post/133302525/honesty-really-is-the-best-policy-juliasegal"><br/></a></p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/166515577http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/166515577Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:20:05 +0100<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCpdz459ooneXkcqso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>what about rice balls? hey… they’re on the menu.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/165505561/my-theory-is-that-this-is-a-hibachi-the-chefs">juliasegal</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/165718254http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/165718254Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:45:15 +0100<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kodg5j2H9I1qzc2lro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/164787187/a-truckload-of-animal-parts-spilling-on-the">sofuckingmetal</a>:</p> <blockquote>A truckload of animal parts spilling on the highway is <b>so fucking metal</b>.</blockquote>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/164979107http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/164979107Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:38:10 +0100<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kocsz2KUXt1qzvqipo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>clown killers!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://simonswatman.tumblr.com/post/162732402/via-juliasegal">simonswatman</a>, <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/">juliasegal</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/162755608http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/162755608Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:37:12 +0100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4vn35GKW8L8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4vn35GKW8L8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>this is amazing.</p> <blockquote>I miss Tourette’s Guy. Ludachrist doing it proper!</blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://sdmullen.com/post/155110464/i-miss-tourettes-guy-ludachrist-doing-it-proper">sdmullen</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/155712755http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/155712755Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:09:27 +0100<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/ZsgOMleEGqkjtp7tJqcsozJ7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>meth does not kick THAT much ass.</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/152969350http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/152969350Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:22:42 +0100<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/7uwBm2FArpnkukfz4zzLnFZ4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Early bird lymphocyte special £6.99</p> <p>(via <a href="http://simonswatman.tumblr.com/post/137709993/early-bird-lymphocyte-special-6-99">simonswatman</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/137712265http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/137712265Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:41:53 +0100<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/ZsgOMleEGpnl092vm484Jwo4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>26” Mac-Attack.</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/137711472http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/137711472Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:39:23 +0100<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/ZsgOMleEGpgjqqdyqOcTmB6Jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stud Undies are so versatile! Impress her with your massive package or the length of your schlong.</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/134791692http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/134791692Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:29:36 +0100<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/hjDHKYp8Kp3o314cGdXrdsQHo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son">Devouring your own son</a> is <b>so fucking metal</b>.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://sofuckingmetal.tumblr.com/post/129943776/devouring-your-own-son-is-so-fucking-metal">sofuckingmetal</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/130659188http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/130659188Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:15:31 +0100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F4g-TxEzLzw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F4g-TxEzLzw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>You called me black. How dare you, I stayed with you when you had the chicken pox. YOU BITCH.</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/126381645http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/126381645Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:24:14 +0100<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/ZsgOMleEGos08hstJx8rJFJJo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/124507943http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/124507943Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:17:04 +0100<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/ZsgOMleEGos05zm0G1JNpeyCo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>world champs.</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/124507435http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/124507435Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:15:07 +0100<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/2rakTpb68om03305UUk39yzIo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>america, fuck yeah.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://simonswatman.tumblr.com/post/123996458/via-livesophia">simonswatman</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/124009734http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/124009734Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:43:33 +0100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HJ_3izfcH1Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HJ_3izfcH1Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If this has wetted your appetite - and who <i>doesn’t</i> love some strangely hypnotic videos of a dancing man with a stocking over his head - he has <a target="_self" title="link" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/tonetta777">a whole channel full</a> of such delightful videos. (via <a target="_self" title="link" href="http://blog.wfmu.org/">WFMU’s Beware Of The Blog</a>)</p> <p>(via <a href="http://simonswatman.tumblr.com/post/122331769/if-this-has-wetted-your-appetite-and-who-doesnt">simonswatman</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/122361456http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/122361456Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:20:25 +0100<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/7uwBm2FAroclsfoeJAKEYLQLo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No fair! The one on the top right has <i>such</i> a f-able beak.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://simonswatman.tumblr.com/post/118489180/no-fair-the-one-on-the-top-right-has-such-a">simonswatman</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/118490679http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/118490679Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:39:47 +0100<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/7uwBm2FArob866tx6Qa7EvETo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As Bon Jovi almost said: “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame. You give love a bad name. Sexy giant lady in the sky.” (via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/benpearce/3574880968/" title="link" target="_self">ben pearce</a>)</p> <p>(via <a href="http://simonswatman.tumblr.com/post/117963638/as-bon-jovi-almost-said-shot-through-the-heart">simonswatman</a>)</p>http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/117965794http://nonpareils.tumblr.com/post/117965794Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:31:54 +0100